Napkin guy says NO!!!

NO!!! to number ones, mullets and fins. YES!!! to bubble perms. (Still very big in the napkin community).

"The Name's System.....ON System"

ON, son of Gremlin, son of Glitch, son of Doohickey, son of Hassle, son of Grief, son of Splice, son of Fatigue, arise! Go forth and wreak your pleasures. Switch off the lights on the way out.

Happy New Fears!

May the blue bird of happiness track you to your lair and fumble among your epiphanies.