Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Elf und Caffeine. Nicht so gut!




Looks like somebodys' spiked the brew in Santa's workshop again.

Merry Christmas All!

Monday, December 11, 2006



Brevity the new Black?

There's an interesting article over on the Guardian newspaper's books blog regarding the renaissance of The Short Story.

Never been out of fashion on my bookshelf, mind you. Always happy to slip into a little black (and white) number. Suits every occasion. Especially useful for my daily commute.


Monday, November 13, 2006



Master of Compromise

I’ve been sailing this ship
Named Compromise, amok.
Twining into far horizons,
Scraping paint off destiny,
Buffeting my way across
An otherwise still mass
Of cool, clean water.

Lurch again! Another landfall,
Skidded, unreliable – what the hell
New found land is this now?

Sleeping, dulled under woodchip,
Catacombed, marooned on patchwork,
Beached in history, a test case
Of the burbs – electric light Pompeii.

© PJ Nolan July 2005

Friday, November 10, 2006

Some Class of Hero



Currently casting a watchful eye over the denizens of Scalderville.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

BabyBirdKillers






Stop children, what's that sound? Babybirdkillers gonna hunt you down.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Who'syermomma?



Who knows what particular Freudian cubbyhole this cutie schlepped out of? Not I.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Stickman a GoGo



Sooooo this guy then, with the stick'n'all? He was like 'c'mere' and I was like 'no waaaaay' and he was like 'C'MERE!' and I was like 'YIKES!' So then I sees he's, like, over there and stuff? So I goes, like, away? y'know?

Monday, October 09, 2006

Octemberfrest

Well, the days are drawing in. Or is that colouring in? Whatever - the days are doing their thing. and its a mostly damp, brown and occasionally orange thing, here in Dublin, along with the odd crisp, dense blue sky for contrast. I love this time of year. Everybody's getting just a little bit witchier. Never mind the warlocks!

Gnarly Starguy



Just another sheepboy, duck call, swan song, idiot son of Donkey Kong ...and I said... 'you don't have to be afraid love, cos I'm a spacesurfer, darling'. (with apologies and respect to Droolian)

Thursday, October 05, 2006

NesterJester



Whoodoodatvoodoo?

Gwan Ye Divil



Sometimes doling out infinite torment just loses its lustre.

Monday, October 02, 2006

TFI Fry Day




just a leedle silly scribbling to prep for the weekend.

Friday, September 29, 2006

Unnatural History



Never trust a pencil that thinks its a bird.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

WingHeadTheBall



I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky (but not in a sexual way).

Flamer



This guy is happy but agitated. I think i know why.

Thursday, September 07, 2006



Babylon Burning

There's a new poetry anthology available over at nth position.

The anthology is called 'Babylon Burning: 9/11 Five Years On'. Nearly 90 poets from around the world have contributed and it's free to download, but the publisher suggests that if you enjoy it, you make a donation to the Red Cross. Check it out here!

There will be a print edition to follow soon, with all proceeds going to that charity.



Dublin Betjeman Reading

The John Betjeman Centenary has seen some fairly rabid activity in the UK media in particular. Maybe rabid's a bit strong - tepid seems more appropriate. Somewhat of a storm in an old, cold teacup IMHO. The man's reputation as a light entertainer is well established, but there seems a real need to bolster his reputation as a 'serious' poet in certain quarters. Protesting a tad too much perhaps? Some of the celeb tributes seemed a bit of a stretch too - Joanna Lumley, the hockey girl anyone?

I believe the idea of a Betjeman event in Dublin originated from the poet's daughter Candida, who was born while her father was UK Press Attache here in the forties. I've never really been a fan of Betjeman, but I went along to the recent reading organised by those excellent people in Poetry Ireland. I was interested to see if having Tony Cronin and Derek Mahon on the lectern would in any way rehabilitate my opinion of the man or the work. Afraid not, chum.

I guess the reading being in a church was apt, because hearing the Teddy Bear's Choice Cuts intoned with reverence finally drove the nails into the coffinlid for this particular punter, re-affirming my (accepted) prejudice. The weather seemed to agree, a particularly heavy shower drumming the roof wildly at one point to overwhelm the somewhat uncertain reader. That was the rhythmic and emotional highpoint for me. A lot of the people there seemed well tickled by the work - but I just can't get past the patronising Spiffing Rhymes for Middle England tone. Or something. And what's with all the leering? Women are indeed wonderful - but no need to be so adolescent, old man!

Well, as you can see, it does seem to get a fairly strong reaction out of me. That's really why I went - to see if I could plumb my churlishness into something more graceful - but no - I remain no fan of Lecheman. However, indulging personal dislikes (and even the occasional fear) can deliver unexpected rewards - so thanks to all concerned for the opportunity to attend.

Cronin told one interesting yarn about Betjeman's time in Dublin. Apparently Patrick Kavanagh once told Cronin that Betjeman tried to recruit him onto the British Intelligence payroll (over cucumber sandwiches in the Shelbourne Hotel no less) which he considered at the time (being skint) but eventually declined. Cronin's take was that of a fellow poet trying to put a little cash in the path of an indigent colleague, but I dunno - I reckon Kavanagh probably glammed a wee cuppa up into a yarn.

Anyway, lets hope Betjeman's contemporary Louis MacNeice gets as much coverage for his own centenary, this time next year. Now there's a writer who's legacy strengthens daily, with much less hoopla.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006



Quarry

Extinct, fallow, weed-clogged
Cavities of harvested air

Look down upon the harbour
Where familial rock is set

Cut square and thrown
With brutal care beneath

These same feet passing mine
On this and other Sundays


© PJ Nolan 2005

So here I am at last - wired to the world in a string of words.

Seems reasonable. Words have been responsible for walking me down a lot of new roads, as well as into several sticky situations. Stringing them together is something I've enjoyed doing for a while now. Putting them in front of readers is a whole other kettle of cats and this, more or less, is where you come in.

Hello, pleased to stimulate your synapses!

Friday, August 04, 2006

Did you ever consider how birdsong is actually the equivalent of yobs on a football terrace hollering on and on, except it's all about worms, territory and a multitude of avian pick-up lines? and perhaps thoughts on the hassle of nest-building?